There is no shortage of illustrations, cards, stickers, crafts, and merchandise on Etsy, the favorite destination for handmade one-of-a-kind offerings, centered around HBO’s infamous series, Game of Thrones. Upon searching for a Valentines Day card for my wife, a self-described brotherhood with no banner, I discovered some pretty amazingly funny GOT cards that I absolutely must share.

#1 Dad featuring Stannis Baratheon

Stannis Card

“I am the gift” card featuring Tyrion Lannister

Tyrion Lannister Card

You’re a better father then Ned Stark


Creepy “I love you like a brother” card featuring Cersei Lannister

Cersei Card

“You still know nothing” card featuring Jon Snow

Jon Snow Card


Dog Card

“Wedding always choke me up” card featuring Jeffrey Baratheon

King Jeffrey Card

“Merry Christmas ya bastard!” card featuring Jon Snow

Funny Jon Snow Card

“A girl has no age” birthday card featuring Arya Stark

Arya  Game of Thrones Birthday Card

“You outlived the average Stark” Stark birthday card

Stark birthday card

If you search for Game of Thrones cards on Etsy, you will find all of the above cards and probably more since new creators are always introducing new releases. We decided not to link to each artist since the links often become broken after a few months. If you find a GOT funny card that deserves to be mentioned, please let us know!

Some of these funny Game of Thrones cards can be ordered while others are downloadable digital files.


Take a look at these killers – GOT pop up cards! Available on Etsy by LovePopCards.

Pop up GOT card

Night King Dragon Pop Up Card