Be Happy With These Funny Thanksgiving Cards

By Chris Mullen, November 1, 2015

Sadly, Halloween is over, but the holidays are approaching with Thanksgiving right around the corner. A while back, we found some truly hilarious holiday cards on Etsy, so we couldn’t avoid investigating popular stationery sites for funny Thanksgiving cards as well.

Thankful for Vegetarians

This funny “Thankful for Vegetarians” Thanksgiving hand-sketched card created by EuclidStreetShop in Los Angeles is printed on folded 4.25×5.5 card stock and appears to come with a dark red or Kraft envelope.

Thankful for Vegetarians Thanksgiving Card

Thankful for Wine

Oenophiles will love this funny Thanksgiving card designed by LailaMeDesigns and printed on a sturdy 5×7 cardstock that is complemented with a Grocer Kraft recycled A7 envelope.

Funny Wine Thanksgiving Card

Thanksgiving Dinner

Finding humorous Thanksgiving cards was far more difficult to accomplish than we expected. One funny thanksgiving card at did manage to catch our attention, though.

Thanksgiving dinner card - Lady inviting turkey to dinner

All About That Baste

We were pleasantly surprised with the wide variety of decent comical Thanksgiving cards available at Zazzle. The designer Redwine & Vine states “I’m all about that baste, ’bout that baste!” supported by this catchy card.

All about that baste Thanksgiving card

Don’t Glaze Me Bro

I couldn’t help but LOL when first spotting this “Don’t Glaze Me Bro” Thanksgiving card by “Just Say It!” on Zazzle. This 4.25×5.6 (an odd size) postcard is printed on a tough 120# card stock.

Don't Glaze Me Bro Thanksgiving Card

Order Pizza

Designer, gottahavetees, has created a collection of different versions of this funny “Order a Pizza” Thanksgiving postcard. We just love the critical stare this cartoon turkey is giving to the reader.

Funny Order a Pizza Thanksgiving Card

Etsy and Amazon’s Homemade didn’t really host many great funny cards for Thanksgiving, but Zazzle and Cafepress has a huge variety. As we find more cards, we will update this collection.